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Sep 17, 2014 / 266,075 notes

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

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Sep 17, 2014 / 102,492 notes

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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brutalgeneration:

Boing! (by SB Archer)
Sep 17, 2014 / 444 notes
breakinq:

following back tons
Sep 17, 2014 / 392,144 notes

breakinq:

following back tons

Sep 16, 2014 / 126,393 notes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 1,135 notes
Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.
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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

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